Second City Saint

It ain’t too late for a New Year’s resolution.. right?

1)Lose 18 lbs
2)Perfect the blues scales
3)Find and enroll in a college
4)Make sure you like the course
5)Get your knees checked, they’re totally fucked right now..
6)Get tests for ADD/ADHD, you have an attention span of a fish..
7)Reach at least 6’ or at the very least 5’11
8)Shave your head